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The Bezabor Log

"The Bezabor Log" is my online diary since retiring in September 2005. My blogging name,'Bezabor', is an archaic term used mostly by canallers in the 1800's and early 1900's. It refers to a rascally, stubborn old mule. In the Log, I refer to my wife as 'Labashi', a name she made up as a little girl. She had decided if ever she had a puppy, she'd call it 'McCulla' or 'Labashi'. I'm not sure how to spell the former so Labashi it is. Emails welcome at bezabor(at)gmail.com.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Bed for Labashi’s office, ‘Twin Peaks’, Tracfone, ‘Michael Clayton’, target session, ‘In the Valley of Elah’

(posted from home)
(This post covers 27-31 March, 2008)


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Monday, 31 March-

This morning was rainy yet I wanted to get out of the house so I drove down to Freedom Armory for a target-shooting session. It wasn’t my best day. My score using the longer-range pistol was down a bit from normal (it’s supposed to go the other way!) and my other one had a failure-to-feed jam. I had resolved a failure-to-eject issue with that one and thought it was good-to-go so it was disappointing to not only have another but a different type of jam. Well, I wanted to get some experience with handguns, so what am I complaining about? They don’t all work all the time, do they?
After the shooting session I stopped by the Tollgate Starbucks and read the Times. Today’s issue had a very striking article about a young Iraq vet who disappeared in the Port Charlotte, FL area a few months after his return. He was having difficulty dealing with post-traumatic-stress-disorder after of his Iraq tour. The striking thing was the commitment made by several Viet-Nam vets to search for him week after week. One of those older-than-me guys crawled into a small drainage pipe with a flashlight and combat knife to investigate a bad smell and found his body some 60-yards in. And these Viet-Nam vets are still hurting emotionally all these years after the war.
I spent the afternoon doing some shopping for some outdoors stuff (ammo and fishing lures) on the way home.
That evening we watched ‘In the Valley of Elah’ with Tommy Lee Jones, Charlize Theron, and Susan Sarandon. GOOD movie. It’s the story of a young vet who disappears after returning from his tour in Iraq (sound familiar?). Tommy, Charlize, and Susan are all great and the story is told well. In the extras, we meet the parents of the vet who disappeared and their comments are heartbreaking.

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Sunday, 30 March-

This morning I worked through activation of my new Tracfone with their customer service rep. My technician was working from a call center in Georgetown, Guyana (on the north coast of South America, north of Brazil, east of Venezuela—see http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/samerica/gy.htm ).
I believe I’ve talked to this call center three or four times in the last few weeks (the accents sounded the same) and they’ve done a good job. But perhaps the biggest improvement in the last year is connecting quickly. I had virtually no wait for a live technician for my four or five calls in the last few weeks. I also decided to go ahead and buy some additional minutes for the phone once I found a promotional code on Fatwallet.com which gave me an additional 60 minutes when I bought 60. Tracfone still needs a week to figure out how many minutes were left on my old phone so I may get some of the 150-or-so that were on the phone when I lost it. I also signed up for Tracfone’s Lifeline value-plan. With the transfer of the service time from my old phone and the 90-days additional time from the 60-minute purchase, service now expires the end of August. From that point the Lifeline will extend service month by month for $4.95 a month. Financially, my loss of the phone worked out this way: Loss of 150 minutes= about $25. New phone ($13) + new 12-volt charger ($9)=$22. Replacement minutes (130)= $21. Total= $68. The good news is my old cell phone needed a battery and that would have cost $30 so I can deduct that. Also, I’m guessing that at least some of my minutes from the old phone will be restored since the battery was only lasting about a day. If whomever found it had access to a charger, they could have used up all the minutes, however. Lesson learned: as soon as you suspect you MAY have lost a Tracfone, have it de-activated. That will save the minutes and if you then find it, you can simply activate it. If you don’t find it, your minutes will still be there to transfer to a new Tracfone. I waited almost a week, thinking the phone might be somewhere in the van but I was too busy with other things at the time to look.
That evening we watched ‘Michael Clayton’ with George Clooney. I think I’d rate it in the 80s on the Tomatometer and thus would recommend it. George played the part of a ‘fixer’ for a major law firm. I don’t know that I quite understood all the implications of him being a fixer/bagman and that is important in this film. Nevertheless, recommended viewing.

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Saturday, 29 March-

This morning we had an estimator come to measure for new carpet. We carpeted shortly after moving in over 25 years ago and the only updates have been some re-stretching and cleanings so it’s long overdue. The new carpet will really go well with Labashi’s recent updates to the living and dining room and the new art work she created while I was traveling. We’ll get the estimate early next week.
Late that morning we went to a town meeting with state senator Jeff Piccola at our local township office. There were 24 fellow citizens attending and I enjoyed hearing his reactions to our questions and watching him react to a few questions like this: “When is the Government going to go back to being a government OF the People, FOR the People and BY the People?” I would have said something like, “Uh, Sir, what, exactly is your question?” but Senator Piccola ran with the ball and did a good job of making the questioner feel he had been heard and understood. Interesting.
I spent much of the afternoon working on the blog while Labashi watched on old TCM movie then we watched the last four episodes of ‘Twin Peaks’ disk-set 1 (there are two). I can’t really recommend it though I’m glad we saw as much as we did. It’s very clearly the genesis of the series ‘Lost’. With the title sequence, the use of the odd ‘log lady’ plot introductions, the mysterious feel, the music, the interleaving plot lines, it has the same feel as ‘Lost’, just less slick. I’m glad we saw these first 14 episodes but I don’t think we’re going to watch the remaining 13.

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Friday, 28 March-

Today Labashi and I went shopping for a twin-bed and mattress for Labashi’s office. She often reads in the middle of the night and doesn’t want to wake me so moves out to our living-room couch and reads, then falls asleep there. We’re re-designing our respective offices and thought we’d put a daybed or small twin in her office so she’d have a more comfortable place for this. While traveling, I had seen a relatively inexpensive storage bed in a Wal-mart. I didn’t think it was quite right for our needs but wanted to see if the same bed was available at our local Wal-mart to show her some of the design ideas. Our Wal-mart did one better— it turned out they had another design very close to our ideal and it’s cheaper than anything else we’ve found. So today we went on a search for other possibilities (just to be sure we’ve covered the bases) and a mattress.
Along the way we found a discontinued twin mattress at Boscov’s. It had listed for $400 and was on clearance for $149. Our clerk said she could apply a discount of another 10 per cent. She also offered to hold it for us for up to 72 hours so we did that, then continued shopping.
We went to several stores but that held up (by far) as the best deal on a mattress (Have you priced mattresses lately?) as did the Wal-mart deal for the bed. Later that afternoon we bought the Wal-mart bed, then returned to Boscov’s where our clerk said she had been mistaken, the additional discount she could apply would not be 10 per cent but would be 20 per cent (How often does something like THAT happen?). We ended up paying $126 for the mattress, $150 for the bed.
That evening we watched Disk Four of the five-disk ‘Twin Peaks’ series.

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Thursday, 27 March-

Today I spent the morning on the Web and then took Labashi’s car in for inspection, 21,500-mile service, and to resolve several annoying squeaks and rattles when we drive a rough road. The worst problem turned out to be a silly thing. We had a very annoying chirping sound which sounded like it was coming from the dashboard. I was convinced it was due to the radio/CD unit being replaced last year. So was the technician. But he couldn’t find the chirp. He removed the radio/CD unit and a mounting plate and put it all back together but the chirp was still there on the test drive. He had the service manager join him to help find it and eventually they tracked it to, of all things, the visor. If the visor is unclipped and swung over to block sun from a side window, then returned and not clipped into place, the plastic clip parts rub against each other, making a little screeching sound (sometimes!). The bill today was $88, most of which was the $45 emissions-test fee.
That evening we watched more ‘Twin Peaks’. It has just enough interesting twists for us to keep wanting to see the next one.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

‘No Country for Old Men’, Tracfone replacement, ‘Rendition’, wi-fi problem, ‘American Gangster’, security software failure, power failure.

(posted from home)
(this post covers 19-26 March, 2008)


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Wednesday, 26 March-


This morning we had a power failure. I was in the middle of installing software to report a problem with my PC to the security software vendor so that was clobbered. Labashi had been updating her to-do list but had done a recent save. Oh, yeah—and Labashi’s UPS failed to keep her PC up. It did last long enough for a controlled shut-down but it should have given her the option to continue for up to a half-hour. I think the battery’s about done. I called in the house-power problem and learned I was the only person to call so far so I thought “Here we go again!”. You may remember that we lost our refrigerator last summer because the power to our house failed and was off for a month while we were traveling. But this one turned out to have affected others and the fix was done somewhere else in the neighborhood. We saw the power trucks running back and forth but the drivers only briefly stopped at our house, glanced up at the transformer (I assume to check the fuse), then moved on. Power came up three hours after it failed.
Labashi and I then went into town on a few errands. The primary mission was to pick up some ‘Wholly Guacamole’ at Wal-mart. I LOVE that stuff. While traveling last year we had found a good ‘Yucatan’-brand guacamole in some Canadian Wal-marts so I’ve been looking for it to show up in U.S. Wal-marts. But this ‘Wholly Guacamole’ stuff is even better. And I’ve been in enough Wal-marts lately to find that there are three variations—‘Classic’, ‘Spicy’, and ‘Green Verde Salsa’. I’ve only seen one Wal-mart that carries all three (I think that was Shrewsbury but it might have been Marco Island, FL). The Classic tastes very like a freshly-made guacamole, the spicy is very spicy and the green-verde is a gentle, very-fresh taste. And it’s only $1.88. It’s in the lettuce-and-fresh-veggies case in a box (not a plastic tub).
After returning home with our groceries I fixed a minor problem with the boat numbers on the fishing boat. We had not spaced the numbers out properly on one side of the boat last spring. This was a very minor problem since my registration had been officially reviewed twice in Florida (both times by DCNR officers at ramps) and the officers never said anything about the non-standard spacing. But today at Lowe’s I saw they not only had the correct style of letters and numbers, they also had blanks. So it was a simple fix—just put new numbers over the old, adding two blanks at the appropriate place. Now it’s ‘P-A-blank-numbers-blank-letters’ rather than ‘P-A-numbers-letters’ all strung together.
That evening we watched two more episodes of ‘Twin Peaks’. I don’t know about this one. A little weird but is it a good-weird or a bad-weird? We don’t know yet.

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Tuesday, 25 March-

What the heck is going on? Yesterday Labashi’s PC wouldn’t connect to wireless and I traced that to the MAC filter again. Somehow it had been changed from ENABLE to PREVENT for our addresses so I fixed that. Then this morning the security product on her PC decided the license had expired and shut down the firewall and antivirus. I spent the next few hours in a remote-access session with a technician. He diagnosed the problem as ‘a conflict of some kind’ and we had to re-install the product from scratch to get it back to normal. This was a strange one. The product had done its full-system scan just fine last night and then today up pops this message about ‘activation needed’. The scary part was this: after you click the Activation button, it ran for a few seconds and then just ended with no messages. But I noticed the product now showed a red icon instead of its normal green one. That led to my looking into it and finding the firewall and antivirus product had been shut down, apparently in the erroneous belief that my year-long license had expired only 60-some days into the year. Nice.
That afternoon I decided I needed a walk and since I needed to return a DVD I’d just walk the five miles to the local video store and have Labashi pick me up if I didn’t feel like walking back. It was a windy day around 50 degrees and I had a headwind most of the way to the store but the walk back was very pleasant. I’ve done this walk a few times and normally learn that I have eight- or nine-mile feet I’m trying to use on a ten-mile walk. In other words I normally end up with blisters or hot-spots on my feet. But I guess my four-mile walks this winter toughened my feet a bit.
That evening we watched the pilot and first episode of ‘Twin Peaks’, the old David Lynch TV series. Too early to tell if we like it.

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Monday, 24 March-

Today I spent the day zipping around on the motorcycle looking at boats and boating stuff. I learned a few things on the Everglades trip. Perhaps the biggest problem we have is we don’t have enough motor for more than one person plus gear and still get the boat up on plane; we really should have at least a 40, possibly a 50-hp outboard on this boat. Also, I’d prefer a center-console to a side-console layout. When boating shallower water I can see a lot better when standing and the ride on a center-console is drier in windy conditions; the side console, the instruments and my seat get soaked from wind-blown spray kicked up by the boat when the wind is coming from that side. Anyway, it was kind of a boat-dreamer kind of day— I was looking at boats we can’t afford but having a good time doing it.
I first stopped at Bass Pro in Harrisburg. I was looking for quick-releases for the pedestal seats but didn’t like what I found so abandoned that for now. But I did get a look at the new Tracker super-jons. And I don’t like them at all; they don’t look ‘right’ and they’re very expensive for what you get- about $14K for a 17-foot center-console and 40-horse 2-stroke. On the other hand, they had a smallish Mako 18 fiberglass center-console with 115 outboard and they wanted $20K for that package!
I moved on to Ducky’s Boats in Middletown and there I found REAL boats. These guys know what they are doing. They have Sea Ark and Duracraft welded aluminum super-duper-jons. They do a lot of boat modifications. They aren’t a Sea Ark factory but I believe they get hulls in and then customize from there. The Duracraft 1860CC looked perfect— a heavy-duty, near-indestructible center-console with 26-inch-high sides. But with a 50 Yamaha and the trailer it would cost over $16K…. waaay too much for my budget. And simply upgrading our Honda 20 to a Yamaha 50 would cost $4K.
I then rode up to Big Bee Boats above Harrisburg and got similar motor-upgrade prices from a not-very-friendly sales guy ($5875 plus controls and installation). I like the center-console Lowe Roughneck boats they have but, again, it’s too big of a jump for us to upgrade. Maybe we’ll run onto a used deal on one somewhere.
That evening we watched ‘American Gangster’ with Denzel Washington. It’s the story of a classy black gangster who, during the Viet Nam war, figures out how to import heroin directly from Viet Nam using payoffs to get military transportation of the drugs to the US. I’d recommend it though it does have some flaws. The story is a little too slick and some of the photography wasn’t lighted properly.

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Sunday, 23 March-

Today Labashi and I drove to Chambersburg to visit family for Easter. This morning I had gone through Apples’ less-than-friendly procedure to update the iPod with new music and podcasts so we listened to some of the new music on the way. I’m not much of a music fan but do like to occasionally download music I hear in some movie or TV show. After watching the movie ‘Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus’, I became interested in the Handsome Family and used iTunes to sample their music and ended up buying ‘When That Helicopter Comes’, ‘Stalled’, and ‘My Sister’s Tiny Hands’. And this week I saw a viral video about a guy called Jetman who built and flew a set of jet-powered wings. The music accompanying it was very striking to me and took a few searches to track down—it’s ‘Natural Blues’ by Moby. That led me to sample more Moby and I bought that plus ‘Porcelain’, ‘Find My Baby’, ‘Everloving’, ‘Signs of Love’, and ‘Natural Blues (Perfecto Dub)’. It’s interesting music and good listening on my walks.
We had a great Easter meal at Maypo’s and sat around afterwards catching up on the news and fussing over the new baby in the family before Labashi and I headed home that evening.

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Saturday, 22 March-

Well, the laptop is being a pain today. Since uninstalling NetStumbler it refuses to connect to my home network via wireless. That’s not a big deal when I’m at home since I can use my wired connection but lack of wireless would be a major pain if it does that on the road. I spent much of the day trying to get it working again. I finally blundered onto the fix doing something that shouldn’t have made a difference. I have the router set up to only accept wireless connections from our machines. I disabled that filter and suddenly my laptop connected. I re-enabled it and connecting still works. Go figure. I assume something along the line was reset when I disabled the filter. Now I’ll have to check it at another wi-fi hotspot to be sure it will work when I need it.
Later in the afternoon I took a walk—my familiar four-miler along the creek near home and spent the evening on the web.


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Friday, 21 March

Today I started off working with a Tracfone technician to activate my new phone. I made the task more difficult by requesting the transfer of my old number to the new phone rather than just accept a new number. The old one was a CDMA phone with service subcontracted to Verizon, the new one is a GSM phone with service subbed to Cingular. So I know the process will take up to a week as Verizon and Cingular work it out. I was surprised to learn, though, that Tracfone doesn’t know how many minutes I had on the lost phone—they will need two weeks to run programs against their logs to figure out how many minutes to transfer to me. Thank goodness I’m not in a rush. The good news is I think I’ve figured out how to cut my monthly bill even more (to $5 a month) and I don’t have to buy a long-term service card. We’ll see if it works out.
Labashi and I went for groceries in the early afternoon and I spent the latter part of the day doing some software upgrades. I’ve been having a lot of problems with Internet Explorer lockups lately and have started using Opera as my browser--- so far so good.
That evening we worked on the web and then watched PBS’s ‘Now’ and “Bill Moyers’ Journal”. I’ve also found I now have a problem with wireless connectivity. After trying Network Stumbler for the last few weeks I decided I don’t like it and un-installed it earlier today. Since then I’ve been unable to connect wirelessly, probably because I’ve mixed up the laptop by installing multiple wireless managers. (Thank goodness I didn’t try the uninstall while on the road!) I can connect via the wired connection I normally use at home so I can use that to research this problem and to ask for help from TechSupportGuy.com.

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Thursday, 20 March-

Today was sunny but very windy. I spent much of the morning talking with my brother Orat and then later working on the web to figure out the best way to replace my lost cell phone. I had held out some hope my phone was merely lost in the far reaches of the van and had somehow escaped my hurried search but I eliminated that possibility this morning as I went through the van very thoroughly. (Actually, I knew it was probably gone after I pulled up beside a pay phone in Collier-Seminole State Park last week and called my cell phone number and didn’t hear a ring in the van). Today I finally decided I’d simply buy an el-cheapo Tracfone and have the service date and whatever minutes are left on the lost phone transferred to it. I went to Tracfone.com and found the models available in my zip code and googled for independent reviews to decide which model to buy. And when the wind dropped a bit by mid-day I fired up the motorcycle and headed to Wal-mart. There I found a Motorola C139 for $12.88. That should do the trick.
I also stopped in to see my buddies at the York Starbucks and chatted with the assistant manager about motorcycles (he has a Triumph Bonneville). I tried their new Skinny Mocha but found I’m not going to be a fan.
That evening we watched ‘Rendition’, an intriguing film about the U.S. government’s policy of ‘extraordinary rendition’, the Intelligence program wherein accused terrorists are whisked off to secret foreign prisons, held incommunicado, and interrogated/tortured. The extras show the chief architect of the program defending it, saying it has been very successful though the US did indeed make a mistake in taking the prisoners to foreign prisons and having them interrogated by foreign governments. I’ll leave it at that. This one deserves to be seen. It’s not a perfect film but it’s well worth seeing.

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Wednesday, 19 March-

Today was rainy most of the day. I did manage to spend an hour or so cleaning out the van but once the rain started in earnest I retreated inside and to the web and later on made a run to the video store. I also spent an hour talking with Maypo, catching up. Incredibly, my cold or sinus infection or whatever the heck it is continues and today it has been giving me a sinus headache.
That evening we watched ‘No Country for Old Men’, the new Coen-brothers film. It’s a quite striking film but I’m not sure that’s necessarily a good thing. The problem is we see completely innocent people die in such a random manner. They just happen to cross paths with the psychopath. If we have any sense of empathy at all, the world is suddenly a place to be feared. The underlying message: none of us are safe. Stay in your home, hide behind the couch and you STILL may have the bad guy come calling. Stop to help a stranger, get a cattle-bolt in your forehead. So say what you will in praise of the Coen Brothers ‘dark style’ but I have to say, sorry, it’s just titillation and gratuitous violence, about taking our money, manipulating us and leaving us no better for the experience. I suppose it’s enough for the Coens to say it’s a genre film but it seems to me a film like this creates an obligation. Like building up carbon-debt, this film builds up a humanity-debt. Get busy, guys—you have some debt to work off.


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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Geocaching in the Ten Thousand Islands, Bezabor’s Big Everglades Adventure

(posted from home)

(this post covers 11-18 March, 2008)

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Tuesday, 18 March-

I woke around 0700 at Shrewsbury and was ready to move on. Around 0800 I pulled in the driveway and rang our doorbell and knocked our special knock to let Labashi know it was me. We spent the morning catching up and went out to lunch in Camp Hill. By mid-afternoon I was dragging so I took a nap, then brought in my laptop and spent the evening blogging and talking with my brother Maypo while Labashi went to an arts event in Harrisburg.

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Monday, 17 March-

Today was a “gallop-to-the-barn” day. I awoke late but refreshed after a quiet night at the Wal-mart and got underway by 0900, intending to make Lumberton, NC my goal. That’s 9 hours of driving and should about do it for the day.
But I reached Lumberton by 1630 and the day was just getting nice for driving. I had had a fresh wind from right side much of the day and that wind had just died and made driving easier. At Lumberton, I had a good, vinegary North Carolina barbeque plate with hush-puppies at the Southfield’s there by the Wal-mart and was back on the road by 1700.
I thought I’d like to get through North Carolina and up into Virginina, perhaps Richmond, before stopping for the night and checked on Wal-mart locations. I hit Richmond by 2130 or so, found the Wal-mart and got an okay to stay overnight. But as I went out to the van, I realized I was wide awake and could knock off a few more miles if I went on to Fredricksburg. And that made me think of the trip around the Washington and Baltimore beltways tomorrow morning. I’d be in the late rush approaching Washington and wasn’t looking forward to that. Why not just keep on going? I didn’t want to wake Labashi up at something like 0300 so wanted to stop somewhere after Baltimore and it struck me that there’s a Wal-mart along I-83 at Shrewsbury, PA. That became my goal.
The van was running great in the cooler, denser air of evening and the moon had come up so it didn’t seem like driving in a dark tunnel—in fact it was very nice. I listened to a great discussion on C-SPAN radio about the upcoming Supreme Court review of the Washington DC gun ban as I circled the beltway. I had a great view of the Washington Monument from the Wilson bridge between midnight and 0100. It was almost magical—four and five ultra-smooth lanes open to me, a few cars and trucks out so that it didn’t seem to be the middle of the night. And the miles were just a-flyin’ by. The Baltimore beltway was also a breeze and before I knew it I Mocha Joe was zipping up I-83. I reached Shrewsbury at 0200, went into the Wal-mart and did a little shopping, then crashed in the van, very happy to be so close to home after just waking up in Palatka 18 hours ago.

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Sunday, 16 March-

Well, what do you do after a little adventure like that? I thought I’d take a relaxation day to figure out what to do next and decided to zip over to the Starbucks on Marco Island to start. As I drove, my thoughts started coming together. I had had my Everglades adventure. I had no interest in driving all the way down to Flamingo and ‘doing’ the south Everglades. Labashi and I had rented a skiff and had done a half-day trip up Whitewater Bay and the Joe River last year so I’ve already seen a good bit of that area. And, frankly, there’s not that much to see… at least in terms of wildlife. The area is an incredibly rich resource for fishing and I could see getting ‘into’ that enough to want to stay out a few days for that but for now, I’m done. And leaving the trip incomplete leaves me with a reason to return some time in the future--- some time I want an excuse for another Florida trip.
My original plan had been to meet my brothers in Daytona for a few days of Bike Week, then we’d head to the Everglades for a week of exploring and a little fishing. When it came time for them to go home, I’d spend the rest of the month enjoying the backcountry as I worked my way up into Florida’s panhandle, particularly the Apalachicola National Forest before heading home. But life intruded on my plans and my brothers had to cancel (or maybe they had some premonition about what they’d be getting into!). That turned into my going to the Panhandle first and I happened to hit several cold fronts coming through, bringing heavy rains (and tornadoes) and several multiple-day periods of 30-some-degree nights. Lesson learned: go to SOUTH Florida in February— NORTH Florida is too cold (though I had some great 70-degree days).
So the bottom line is I’ve been out 40-plus days and I’m ready to head home. The bugs are getting bad in the mangroves and it’s getting hot (high 80’s the last two days) so I think it’s time.
I made my final decision over my coffee and headed north up 951 and on to Immokalee. The trip up from there up US 27 and 19 was mostly uneventful—if you don’t count a near-accident south of Sebring.
I was driving along at my steady 55 miles per hour and a large, white Expedition-style SUV was beside me, slowly pulling ahead. All of a sudden the idiot woman driver hit the brakes hard and I could see her arms pulling left very hard to turn the steering wheel left. We were on 27 which consists of two lanes each direction, split by a grass median. I believe she had suddenly decided she wanted to turn at one of the turn-arounds across the median strip but she had made her decision MUCH too late and doing something like 60 miles per hour… and with traffic close behind her!!!!!! I hear her tires start to squeal and in my left mirror I see her SUV starting to lurch sideways, just as my boat passes by her. I can’t imagine why she doesn’t abandon the turn but by then there’s smoke flying off all four wheels and I can see the front wheels turned hard left. And as she slides left off the road, I can see another big white SUV behind her hove into view, it too smoking all four tires to avoid rear-ending her. But it’s lurching to its right and into the lane right behind me where yet ANOTHER SUV, this one a black one, starts smoking the tires in an extremely hard braking maneuver and a lurch to its right. I can’t believe none of them rolled—it must be the new brake-control sensors correcting for those maneuvers that kept them upright. In any case, the black one goes off the right side of the road onto the grass, the first white one slides to a stop on the far side of the median strip (almost into the oncoming passing lane) and the second white one slides to a stop in our passing lane, then drifts off into the median strip. Amazingly, I’m not involved at all. It was like watching a movie. The first slide had to have happened very close to the boat but then I was past and it was all happening behind me, a deadly little dance, filled with smoke and adrenaline.
By late afternoon I was in the Ocala National Forest and thought I’d stop in for the night at Farle’s Prairie, where I had stayed on the way down. But there I found the campground nearly full, an odd thing for a Sunday night, I thought. There was a big green bus there and I believe the campsites were taken up by people from the bus since I didn’t see other cars. Must be some group. Looked like a bunch of skinny hippy kids. I could have stayed but it was only 1630 by then anyway so I continued up through the Ocala to the Palatka Wal-mart for the night. I bought some supplies to see me home, pushed the ‘I’m OK’ button to warn Labashi that I’m on the way home, and spent the evening blogging about my Big Adventure.

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Saturday, 15 March-

I woke around dawn but merely looked around a bit and went back to sleep until waking fully at 0800. The boat was covered in dew so I wiped down the instruments, seats, and cooler just to make them a little more comfortable. I pulled out my tide info and began to figure out my day. I was clearly done with going into the southern Everglades via Broad Creek. That might be possible with another person and perhaps a good saw but I just plain could not do it myself so I was done heading south.
I saw from the tidal chart that high for the day was at 1330 and 2200. That meant I’d have to leave right away and travel faster going in than I had come out to make the first one or I’d have to navigate around that shallow Chokoloskee Bay after nightfall. The former seemed the best choice.
I packed things away and was underway by 0900. I had near-ideal conditions. The wind was light (though due to rise to 15 knots) and from my back so the bays were calm, the tide was rising and would be at a good level at Chokoloskee by the time I got there, and I had plenty of fuel. I had used up both my three and six-gallon tanks in coming out and this morning had refilled them, leaving me with 11 gallons extra.
For the trip back I settled into about a 13-mile-per-hour plane. Sometimes it would get up above 15 but I was mostly in the 12-13 mile-per-hour range. The trip back was uneventful. I did see more fishermen out on this Saturday morning but the ones I briefly talked to said they weren’t doing well. With the higher tide and my new-found knowledge of where to look for trouble spots, I never touched the whole five hours to Chokoloskee. I also had a very cool experience in Chevalier Bay. I saw a dolphin nearby and throttled down to see what he would do. This happened to be in a shallow clear-water area and he soon approached the boat. I could see him turning on his side and looking up at me. He even passed under the boat in shallow water—I’m surprised he had room to make it under without touching the boat. VERY cool!
I got back to Chokoloskee Bay around 1300 and that began the nerve-wracking part of the journey. The Bay is very shallow and the water was completely opaque. I was putting my faith entirely on the course shown on the GPS—the same GPS that sometimes showed my track right across islands out there in the Everglades. But it turned out to be easy enough—with one minor problem. I was chugging along at slow speed following the recommended course-line when the line suddenly stopped. The map had ‘changed pages’ and the new page didn’t have a recommended course on it. Fortunately I could see the recommended course from the paper map and I could pick up the unofficial marks well enough to see what they were doing. I did touch briefly at one point but only until I could get the prop up a bit.
Back at Glades Haven I loaded up and then putted over to the Visitor’s Center to put the gear away. What an adventure I had had! I hadn’t intended on doing any night-running but had done fine with that and had even gotten some sleep out there all alone in the Everglades. Wow.
After packing up I drove to Collier-Seminole State Park and booked a site for the night. I took the boat to the marina area and flushed the salt-water from the motor and washed down the boat. I do indeed have some new scratches, but I was pretty lucky overall—they’re very minor and just give the boat some character.
That evening I drove to the library and regaled Labashi with tales of the Everglades. I had been pushing the ‘I’m OK’ button every hour or so and that made it easy to tell her what was going on at that place and that point in time on the big adventure. Afterwards I returned to my campsite and slept VERY well.

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Friday, 14 March-

I woke to my alarm at 0700 and thought I must have set it wrong—it’s just barely dawn at 0700 here. I drove to the Gulf Coast Visitor’s Center at Everglades City and talked with the rangers about my plan. They were fine with it and allowed me to file an open-ended float plan. That’s not a great idea normally since the purpose of a float plan is to send someone out to find you if you don’t return by a certain date/time. But since I have the SPOT satellite messenger, I can push the “I’m OK” button every so often and that sends an email to Labashi, showing my position at that time. I added that info to the float plan so the rangers would know they can check up on my last-known whereabouts by calling her at any time.
I then transferred my gear to the boat and called Labashi to give her the 24-hour dispatch number for the rangers and told her that’s who to call if I push the ‘Help’ button on the SPOT. If I need emergency assistance, I’d push the ‘911’ button but I wouldn’t want to call out something like an emergency services helicopter if I just broke down or got lost.
I launched from Glades Haven, a commercial launch ramp across the street from the Visitor’s Center. They charge $15 for the launch but I can leave the vehicle for free at the Visitor’s Center and there’s some security there while it’s $20 to launch and $10 per night for the vehicle at the other ramp, (Outdoor Resorts in Chokoloskee) and I don’t think there’s any security.
My first challenge was how to get around the very shallow Chokoloskee Bay to the entrance to the Lopez River. The GPS BlueChart showed two possibilities. I chose the southern route. Today was one of those occasional one-tide days so I believe we were something like half-tide as I made my way out a route marked a 2-foot-minimum depths with one-foot-minimums on both sides. I can do the twos but not the ones. In any case my outboard hit bottom twice as I eased around Chokoloskee Island and then again as I entered the Lopez River, making it a bit of a nerve-wracking journey until I got into the deeper water of the Lopez.
As I proceeded up the Lopez past marker 127 I noticed I had a tidal-flow current coming down at me but it was only about a knot, if that. I chugged along at about 7 miles per hour, that speed giving me a sense I’m going slow enough to see the shallower spots yet still making some progress.
After the Lopez I went through a series of bays linked by ‘creeks’ only a few boat-widths wide. At the entrances and exits of these creeks and near any of the small mangrove islands there was likely to be some shallow water and I hit bottom three or four times before I started recognizing the pattern.
I could sometimes see a small difference in water color at the shallow areas but the wind had picked up, making it more difficult. Yesterday the marine forecast for this area had called for five to ten knot winds but today had bumped it up to ten-to-fifteen and I think I was seeing a good fifteen, particularly on the big open bays. The boat felt plenty sea-worthy crossing the bays but tended to splash waves on the windward (starboard in this case) side and the wind would carry spray up over the side and wet down the GPS and radio (not to mention me!). At first I crossed these white-capped areas slowly—around six miles per hour—but then found I could minimize the splashing by speeding up to about 12-14 miles per hour for the crossing.
Using the GPS was great. Visually picking up the steering marks was made much easier by seeing the approximate angle to them on the BlueChart. And these marks were generally hard to see. These aren’t the hi-viz green and red international navigation markers but rather numbered little brown signs made in the shape of a pointer. The pointer points which side of the mark to pass by the mark.
My first stop was several hours into the trip when I pulled in at Darwin’s Place campsite near marker 87. I had only been there a few minutes when I heard voices and soon two guys paddled up in their kayaks. One noticed my Pennsylvania boat registration and asked what part of the state I was from. When I said ‘Harrisburg area’, he said, ‘Where exactly—I live in that area too!”. One guy turned out to be from Middletown and the other from Newberrytown, very close to my home town of York Haven. It seems incredible that I’ve been meeting so many people from so near my home area. These two guys were spending a week making a circle from the Turner River launch on the Tamiami Trail, out into the Ten Thousand Islands, then up to Sunday Bay and back.
The afternoon winds felt strong as I crossed Oyster Bay and Large Huston Bay but began to diminish toward the end of the afternoon as I neared the Rodgers River Chickee. I had considered making this one my goal for the day when I was thinking of getting a permit for an overnight stay and that would have been a good choice. I just wasn’t sure at the time that I’d make it this far in the time allotted.
I continued into the Broad River and began thinking about where I’d stay the night. I checked the guidebook’s description of Broad River and saw it’s rated high for tidal influence, whatever that means. At the time I was thinking it might mean a strong tidal flow and I decided I’d rather push on late today to get down the Broad River and out into the Gulf and circle around to enter Broad Creek, then try to get up the Harney River to a wide spot to anchor. I knew I was getting in trouble time-wise but thought it better to get around on a higher tide than have my way blocked by the shallow water of low tide in the morning. As I entered the gulf, I saw I only had about a half-hour of daylight left. What I didn’t plan for, however, was losing the visibility of the recommended course on the GPS. The recommended course line is a light-pink in color and I was having a little trouble with it in daylight because of my sunglasses. But now the problem was on—coming darkness. The line was important because it marked the way between one-foot depths on both sides of me and without some idea of where I should be it would be easy to become confused on which way to turn if I were to hit bottom. I dug through my boat bag for a flashlight and finally found one that helped. About that time the GPS switched over to its night-colors and I could see the line clearly.
I was surprised how far out in the Gulf I had to go to get around the shallow water and the sun set well before I entered Broad Creek. I sped up once inside the creek and assured of deeper water, using the light of the sky reflecting in the water for awhile. But then Bezabor’s Big Adventure started.
As I eased up Broad Creek I saw the banks beginning to close in and that’s not a big deal…until the overhanging branches start getting in the way. Now remember this is happening as I’m losing the light of day. I don’t have headlights on the boat, nor even a spotlight. I do have two small handheld ‘tactical’ flashlights, one a 65-lumen two-battery model, the other is supposed to be a 180-lumen 3-battery model (I’d say it’s more like 130 or so). I started with the 3-cell one but it would get hot after 15 minutes so I’d turn it off for awhile and use the 2-cell one, then switch back.
I can see Marker 16 on the chart and I’m fairly sure I’m in the right place—I just had no idea the creek would do this. And the creek keeps getting even smaller. I soon have to duck under tree branches. Then I have to go from side to side to find an opening through the trees, looking for cut-off branches. The boat is often being brushed on both sides by mangroves branches. For some reason (thank God), there are no bugs. I’m also not seeing or hearing any wildlife— I’m only seeing an occasional red reflection of an eye. I am looking as closely as I can for any snakes or gators but don’t really have a lot of time to look. My problem becomes one of not having enough hands. I need one hand for the flashlight, one for the steering wheel, and one for the throttle/gear shift. I can’t put the flashlight in my mouth because I need to be constantly panning it side to side and I’m standing up holding the light as high as I can sometimes, other times scanning my sides. This goes on and on, all the time getting worse and worse. So long as the canoe-size tunnels through the trees are long-wise, i.e., going the same way I am, I’m good. But when they start making turns, I’m in trouble. I keep running into spider webs with my face. They don’t seem to be occupied, but who knows? In any case, I don’t have time to look closely right now. I can’t maneuver the boat around quickly enough and soon see a big branch clobber the compass, knocking it askew and spinning the GPS about on its mount. I quickly grab the handheld marine radio and stow it to keep it from being knocked into the water. I collapse the GPS mount to make as low a profile as possible and decide it’s a must-save-at-all-costs item and consider stowing until I’m out of here (but don’t).
I finally start getting into serious difficulty. Some sadist thought it would be fun to leave heavy (4-5 inch) branches extending more than half-way across the little ‘creek’ in one direction about a canoe-width’s distance from another heavy branch extending out from the other bank. Both have their ends cut off to allow a canoe to pass after making a 90-degree turn in one direction, then the other. It would have been a simple matter at the time to cut each off about two feet shorter and allow the canoe to pass right through but that would have been too easy.
Anyway, I’m belaboring the point. After something like 45 minutes of this, I finally could go no further. At one point I couldn’t even determine which way the creek went other than the fact that my GPS said it went on ahead of me. Finally, I got myself stuck. I could not move forward any more and I couldn’t move backward to get out of it because that just put me up against the creek bank behind me. That did it—I HAD to go back. Through this I had been telling myself that it would very shortly open up and I’d get to Marker 16, where the creek MUST be more open. And about that time it occurred to me there’s nothing whatsoever to tell me the passageway is any easier at Marker 16 or beyond. I stared at the GPS and the map and wondered whether I had taken a wrong turn and had entered ‘The Nightmare’, a passageway for canoeists which is impossible at low tide but I didn’t think so. I was in Broad Creek, alright. I just had no idea it was anything like this.
I finally just stopped moving, put the motor in idle, and started pushing against the branches to get the boat unstuck and turned half-way around so I could put it back in gear and start maneuvering again. About that time I see a very strange reflection. It was yellow-orange in color and looked to be about the size of a road-side reflector but it horizontal black lines through it—and it blinked. As I neared (where else you gonna go?), whatever it was slipped off the log into the water. To my relief it made a tiny little ‘plop’ sound, perhaps a juvenile gator (I never did see any body to it, though).
Though it had cooled off enough for me to have put on a jacket out in the Gulf, I was now sweating profusely. The boat was covered with mangrove leaves, small broken-off branches, and I was convinced I had all kinds of dents and scratches along the hull, and who-knows-what kind of insects and reptilians aboard. But, all in all, I was doing OK. My glasses were fogging up from my over-exertions but I was more or less keeping my cool. It wouldn’t have taken much, though to change that. Perhaps a cotton-mouth dropping into the boat. Or seeing a one of the Everglades’ pythons. I did know the one thing I didn’t want to do was something stupid like get a branch in the eye or cut myself. I was comforted by having the SPOT satellite messenger in case I needed to call for emergency help but I sure wouldn’t want to be in there waiting for that help.
It occurred to me that the tide may be going out and the water getting lower without my noticing. That meant I might spend the night in here and that wasn’t an appealing thought. So I just tried to slowly, ever so-slowly, work my way back out.
I then began seeing familiar branches and that helped calm me down—I was slow but I was getting out. Then the prop hit an underwater branch and the engine quit with a loud clunk. But it started right up again.
So, after about 45 minutes of this, the creek started to open up again. I passed what is shown as the entrance to ‘The Nightmare’ and, yes, I had been proceeding up Broad Creek as planned.
By then it was nearing 2200 and I was entering the shallow waters of the Gulf once more. At the mouths of both Broad Creek and Broad River, there are bars to cross but, hey, I had been through there just a little over an hour ago and I had been making waypoints as I went so I could see my return course on the GPS screen. The tide had gone down a bit, though, so the question was had it gone down too much?
Once out on the Gulf I had the strange experience of ‘pilot’s vertigo’. There appeared to be a fog hanging on the water but I could occasionally see a red flasher off in the distance; obviously there was no fog if I could see the mark. I had a half-moon to light things up a bit but I could not discern the difference between sky and water. The flasher seemed sometimes to be on the water, sometimes to be in the sky. I saw something like this years ago when I had been flying a small plane near Cape May, NJ (I earned my pilot’s license in the mid-Nineties but gave up flying after a year or so because of the expense). As I flew out over the ocean at Cape May, the color of the water and sky were the same and I could not see a horizon ahead of me. Below me I could see small boats and their wakes so that was definitely ‘down’ but I couldn’t see where ‘up’ started. This is ‘pilot’s vertigo’ and can lead unexperienced pilots into an unintentional spin. This is believed to have been at least part of the reason for the JFK-Jr. air tragedy.
In my case, the vertigo took on a left-turn tendency. I felt like I was steering straight ahead but the GPS said I was consistently going left. Only by making what felt like a strong right turn could I stay on course. My senses said I was (in following my course) turning in fairly tight circles to the right, yet the icon on the GPS showed that was not true. I had to consciously tell myself ‘Trust the instruments!’ and keep making that hard right turn to stay on course.
I finally passed the critical low-water point at Broad River with only one light touch aground and then was safely into the four and five-foot depths of the River. I cranked it up to 15 miles per hour and zoomed up the river. I had turned off the flashlight as soon as Broad Creek had opened up enough for me to see the reflected sky on the water—the flashlight was useless at that point except to occasionally turn on if I’d see a dark shape in the water or I wanted to see the bank to try to guess the tide level.
I buzzed upriver for a few miles to Broad River Bay so I could get out of the channel and get well away from the buggy mangroves. There’s a canoeist’s campsite on the lower Broad River and when I had passed it before dark I had seen several campers all decked out in full bug-gear--- completely enclosed in mesh and even wearing mesh gloves (doesn’t THAT sound like fun!).
Once into Broad River Bay I began looking for an out-of-the-way spot and saw it on the GPS. The main course turns out of Broad River Bay at its top, leaving a nice anchorage area for me. There happens to even be an “M” designation there (M is for ‘mud bottom’, good for a dependable anchor-set).
A little after 2300 I was anchored and trying my best to calm relax. I was still keyed up but went about preparing my sleeping quarters. I ultimately decided to simply sleep in the open rather than try to put up the tent. So far I had had no bug problems and I had a nice, gentle breeze that should keep them to a minimum and if they got too bad I could don and sleep in my bug jacket.
I had something to eat and slowly re-arranged the boat to accommodate my air mattress and sleeping bag. The boat was still covered in leaves and branches so this was a good time to toss all that overboard and very carefully look for leftover insects and reptilians. I was relieved to find none of either.
I then wiped down the sleeping area with several of the blue-paper shop towels I’ve learned are great to have along when boating. In the wonderful light of the half-moon I blew up my air mattress and made up my bed. Thinking I was still too keyed-up to sleep, I thought I’d just lie down a bit once that was done. And then a surprising thing happened—I started falling asleep.
At that point a couple of strange things happened. I felt completely safe and secure out there. But as I drifted off, I’d get sudden little urges. I thought I had a couple of mosquitoes around my face and got up and put on my mosquito jacket only to realize there weren’t any mosquitoes. I felt something on my leg and thought, ‘Oh, I forgot to check myself for ticks’ and did so. The the VERY strange one. As I sat up and turned over to get to my knees, out of the corner of my eye I saw a big spider— a tarantula-size one—crawling on my right shoulder. I brushed at it and stood up quickly but already knew it wasn’t real. It was an hallucination. I say this because the spider was like an black outline of a spider. But it had no mass. When I brushed at it I felt nothing, I found nothing on the bed where it would have had to have fallen. And my mind knew it wasn’t real. I didn’t obsessively keep looking for it because I knew it hadn’t been real. I’m not sure how to explain this but my mind saw that it had been two-dimensional rather than three-dimensional—like a cut-out, a figment of my imagination.
After about an hour, my little itches and urges stopped and I fell lightly asleep. I soon woke, enjoying the moon. It was so bright I wondered whether I might get a moon-burn. Yet I could clearly see Orion above me to the south and the Big Dipper to the north.
I woke several times during the night. I was indeed getting some serious dew but it wasn’t really a problem—I’d just have to dry stuff in the morning.


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Thursday, 13 March-

Today was a ‘down’ day, just prepping for the next couple of days. I drove to Marco Island and found a nice little park to spend a few hours relaxing and planning. I’ve been trying to figure out how to reserve a backcountry campsite in the Everglades. The problem is knowing how fast I can navigate out there. Also, given it’s buggy out there, I’d want to stay on chickees rather than ground sites and even then I’d want the ones most exposed to a breeze. Some chickees are built right at the edge of a mangrove island and suffer from the bugs. After searching my options for an hour or so I wasn’t happy. But then I had an idea. If I had a solo backpacking tent, I think I could set it up on the boat. I’d have to shift around my extra gas cans and water can but that might work. I thought I’d test for length by using my two-person backpacking tent as a sample. And the closer I looked the more I realized I might just be able to use that one. I set it up in the parking lot and tried it. It’s just a bit too big but it’s a free-standing tent and I found I could just bend the bows a little more and it would fit. If it were windy I’d have to rig some tie-downs but that would be easy (assuming I could get the tent assembled at all). And that changed everything. I wouldn’t need to get (or pay $10 a night for) permits and I could anchor well away from the mangroves, hopefully in a breeze.
I spent the rest of the day finalizing preparations for leaving on my trip tomorrow. I bought two more gas cans so that gives me a total of 29 gallons of gas and an easy way to manage it. I’ll use the ‘thirds’ rule--- one-third of my gas for going out, one-third for coming back, and one-third in reserve. I’m planning to use about 1 gallon of gas per hour but the thirds rule should keep me from doing something stupid.
By the end of the day I had gone over the checkoff lists provided by the park service and in a guide book and felt ready.
That evening I picked up a pizza and ate half and saved the rest for the trip. I then called Labashi and went over the planning for the float plan before returning to my campsite at Collier-Seminole. I used Collier-Seminole so I could charge up the boat and camera batteries. I also wanted to charge the cell phone but I’ve apparently lost it. I called Labashi and had her send a text message to the cell phone, offering a reward, but I don’t imagine there’s a real good chance of getting it back. The cell phone isn’t a big deal for my little boat trip since there’s no reception in the backcountry anyway but not having it available is going to be a pain.

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Wednesday, 12 March-

Today had less chance of rain and begged to be a geocaching-by-boat day. I launched at Port of Call marina ($10) by 1000 and headed down the Faka-Union Canal. The chug down the canal seems a long one. It’s a manatee zone and the first part is ‘Idle Speed Only’ and then a couple of miles of ‘Minimal Wake’ zone. It’s the better part of an hour before you can open the throttle.
I had decided to go to Camp Lulu, which has a geocache. I used that geocache as my Go-To waypoint. Ah, much better—the GPS now gives me course, speed, and distance rather than just recalculating. I ran aground fairly hard just north of Lulu Key but got off without damage (though the skeg on the outboard has a little less paint now).
As I approached the area of the geocache I saw there was a large group of canoeists camped in that general area so I landed around the turn at an area with deeper water close in. Some Florida good-ole-boys were camped there and they seemed to take quite an interest in me as I approached. It turned out they thought I was a ranger coming to kick them out of the campsite. They thought they might be across the line for the Everglades National Park, which requires permits for all campsites. But I showed them the line on the chart and we were good buddies now so they offered me some fried chicken.
I demurred on the chicken, explaining I had something to do and headed off. As I followed the GPS I realized the geocache had to be somewhere right behind the large group of campers. But as I passed by most of them were under a large tent eating lunch so I waved hello in passing, then cut behind. I found the geocache without much trouble and dropped off two geocoins I’ve had since last August. Labashi and I picked up ‘Northern Trekker’ and ‘RocketBear’ in Churchill, Manitoba and I thought they should go somewhere special and Lulu Key seemed like a good place.
Coming out from the find, I began talking with one of the kids and soon learned they are from Penn State, down on a Spring Break backcountry outing. They canoed down the Blackwater River from Collier-Seminole Park and are headed for Chokoloskee. As we talked more I met the leader, who, after hearing I live near Harrisburg, PA said “I do too!” and it turned out he was from Grantham, about a half-hour from my home.
One kid was from York, another’s parents work at the same place I had worked. Small world, indeed.
I then navigated my way off the marked channel toward Fakahatchee Island and its micro geocache. I noticed the GPS did not seem to be reacting correctly—sometimes Fakahatchee Island would be on my left, sometimes on my right—not a good thing when you are depending on the GPS to keep you ‘found’. I made several waypoints to find my way back if I needed to and continued on, eventually figuring out the Island I wanted was the one of the right. I landed at the designated spot and almost immediately was greeted by swamp-angels (mosquitoes). That’s when I realized I had left the bug-spray in my other pack. But these guys weren’t horrible. Six or seven of them would swarm around for a few minutes and I’d kill a few then they’d seem to disappear. But if I moved to another spot, I’d get another greeting visit.
I worked my way to the geocache and found it after a few minutes of looking. This one is a film canister covered in camo tape, containing nothing but a log book. I signed in and moved on.
Around the corner was a very small grown-over old cemetery, the stones peeking out from under the heavy growth. Several stones appeared to be home-made from concrete. All seemed to have dates of death in the Forties. I’d like to have seen what this island looked like back then.
I didn’t delay in getting back to the boat and launching. And as soon as away from the mangroves, there were no bugs. I had lunch just drifting along there and decided to try navigating across Fakahatchee Bay to a tiny little passage way which would give me a shortcut to the Faka-Union Canal—but there were many 1 and 2-foot depth readings along the way.
It was at this point that I noticed my two compasses weren’t matching at all—they were at best 30-degrees different. And that’s when I learned the GPS is using its internal compass for a heading and that depends on the unit to be horizontal. Just tilting down the unit changed the heading by 30 degrees. So I spent the rest of the trip playing and testing and eventually found the GPS by default switches to the magnetic compass when you slow to under 10 miles per hour. And if the unit is tilted it doesn’t indicate accurately. This combination of things is why the display was acting up earlier. As I came up the due-North-lying Faka-Union canal, I saw the icon for my position actually move in reverse. The direction I was going was north but the GPS map said I was going south. No wonder I was confused earlier!
I made a setting change to tell the GPS to use the GPS compass unless my speed dropped under one mile per hour, THEN switch to the magnetic compass. I’ll have to keep an eye on this. I want the magnetic compass when walking or not moving but the GPS compass when moving in the boat.
I returned to the van about 1730 and took advantage of the wash-down hoses to clean both boat and motor. Then I drove to the library to log my finds on geocaching.com and I talked with Labashi for an hour before updating the blog and returning to the Wal-mart for the night.


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Tuesday, 11 March-

Today was one of those ‘in-between’ days. I have been vexed by an odd occurrence with the new GPS. If I do a ‘Go-To’ on land, the GPS calculates a route and leads me there. But when I tried it on the water yesterday, the GPS just kept going into Calculating mode time and again until I finally had to turn it off by pressing the off button and holding it down for a long time. So the plan today was to drive in to the library for a wi-fi connection and call Garmin about it.
I expected the call to Garmin to be a matter of waiting out a 15 or 20 minute wait for a technician so while waiting I read through all the support info I could find. One solution gave me a hint as to what was going on. When I first started using the GPS to take me to something it would ask “Follow Road? Off-Road? Quit asking?” and after a few times of always selecting the “Follow Road” option I selected the ‘Quit asking” option. So I was in effect telling it to find a route between two points on the water by following a road. No wonder it was mixed up!
Technician Cecil came on the line in about ten minutes and confirmed what I had found and told me how to turn the prompting back on. I had foolishly thought of ‘Off-Road’ as “via dirt roads” and hadn’t considered the marine environment.
The 60CSx is also interesting regarding layering of multiple maps. When I first loaded up the marine charts, I had already loaded up the ‘City Navigator’ maps and the unit has its own set of ‘basemaps’. I had picked up a one-liner of info somewhere that said the 60CSx doesn’t have transparency of maps… if you have more than one set of maps you may not be able to see the other. I found that before I go out on the water, I have to turn off the land maps for south Florida so they don’t interfere with the marine charts for south Florida. But I was doing it by laboriously scrolling down through all the states to get to Florida to turn it off and on. Cecil showed me a way to hide the entire map set in one click and also recommended I turn off (“hide”) the basemap when using the marine charts. Now it’s much easier to switch back and forth.
After messing about in the library, I drove to the Port of Call marina, thinking I’d launch there. But by the time I got there it was getting a little late in the day and we had a 70-per-cent chance of rain in the forecast so I just chatted with the marina guy, a nice kid from Minnesota, and put the trip off until tomorrow. So instead I drove to the nearby Big Cypress Bend boardwalk and walked out through the Fakahatchee—this time with dry feet. I saw a half-dozen gators, a raccoon, and an eagle but it was a little too crowded with tourists.
After that I drove back to Marco Island and launched the kayak in the little marine park. I paddled out to the Gulf to play in the waves a bit, then turned up along a wildlife refuge, marveling at all the shorebirds flying about in flocks of hundreds of birds at a time.
I then paddled back around the inside of the refuge a bit but the tidal current was against me so I called it a day after only an hour-and-a-half of paddling. But it surely was pleasant out there—70-ish temps, setting sun, a light breeze--- pretty nice duty.
After loading up the gear I used the GPS to find a local park and hung out there while eating supper. I had gotten an up-scale pizza for dinner last night and that had been not only supper for last night but also breakfast and lunch for today. At the park I realized what the extras were—they had included a half-loaf of bread plus little containers of olive oil, peppers, and parmesan cheese— perfect for making up an olive-oil sauce for dipping the bread. That was a fantastic treat.
I then headed home to the Wal-mart and read and did some crossword puzzles.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

OK Slough, Fakahatchee Strand Preserve, Collier-Seminole State Park, Blackwater River, swamp walk, Picayune Strand State Forest, Marco Island-Faka Union Canal boat trip
(posted from Collier County (East Naples), FL library)

(this post covers 4-10 March, 2008)


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Monday, 10 March-

I stayed up late updating the blog and didn’t get to bed until after midnight. I had a wonderfully quiet night at the “Tee Canal” campground and woke early. As I rose and looked out the window, I could see something odd about the campsite number sign. It took me a minute to get my glasses but then I saw a beautiful red-shouldered hawk perched on the sign, only about thirty feet away. I slowly opened the door, thinking it would take off at the merest hint of someone nearby but it remained in place, just looking at me, as if curious. I took some photos and walked in a half-circle around it and it still didn’t budge. I went back to my routine and that was interrupted a few minutes later by a loud ruckus—now there were two of them! They perched near each other across the canal for twenty minutes or so, then came swooping right by the van, alighting in a nearby tree. Incredible!
I rigged up some temporary nav lights for the boat using Wal-mart battery-operated ones but I’m unhappy with the arrangement—it’s too likely they will give me problems. I’m not quite sure what to do about this. It’s easy enough to say I’ll only boat during daylight hours but you never know…
I decided to go back to Marco Island, launch the fishing boat there and see if I can navigate to the lower end of the Blackwater River—the area I had been boating a few days ago. It’s a nice day, temps in the low 80’s, a ten-knot breeze from the south-east--- the basic direction I want to go. At least if I break down the wind will be pushing me back the direction I came. Also- that wind will make for a nice ‘downhill’ (downwind) run late in the day.
Before leaving the Picayune Strand State Forest, I stopped at the forestry office and talked with the chief ranger. The basic work of plugging the canal between the Picayune and the Fakahatchee is mostly complete but it left a series of ponds. The idea was to eradicate it completely but the state project ran short of funding so they turned the canal into a line of small ponds. When money becomes available they will finish the job.
I asked the ranger about the trucks hauling cabbage palms out of the state forest. I saw four or five big flat trailers loaded heavily with bound-up cabbage palms. This turns out to be a timber sale. As the canal blocks do their job, the water table will rise. Cabbage palms don’t like wet feet and will die—thus the timber sale. The ranger said he’d give me a cabbage palm if I like. He said he’d sign the permit, I’d just have to remove the tree.
The ranger (Bill? Bob?) is a big fan of the Florida panther and he gave me an excellent booklet with great pictures not only of the panthers but also of their tracks, their scat, comparison drawings and photos of tracks and scat of bobcats, dogs, coyotes, and bears. We would have loved to have this brochure last year. Labashi was frustrated with the lack of detail in the ‘Scats and Tracks of the Southest’ book she had bought (actually only one of three or four we’ve bought over the last two years).
After the ranger station I headed out via Everglades Blvd to Golden Gate Blvd and then down 951 toward Marco Island. While still going through Naples I stopped at the Wal-mart and bought even more gear for the boat, this time five open crates for storage of the spare gas cans and water container.
Of course I had to stop at the new Marco Island Starbucks on the way through so that put me at the launch ramp at 1400. I paid my $5 launch fee and was on the water by 1430.
I first went out the main channel, just to turn around and see how it lines up with the big condos. You could of course just point in the general direction of the condos but there are some shoals to avoid. But I found if you can see between the two biggest condos, you are pretty much in line with the channel. If one of the buildings overlaps the others, you are headed for shoals.
I then headed east for Coon Key Light. It was more or less at the end of the channel into Marco Island when coming from the east and a point of departure to plan the course to Turtle Key and the entrance to the Blackwater.
I settled into motoring along at about 7-8 miles per hour, a comfortable pace against the waves. If I’d speed up the boat would jump from wave to wave, landing with a WHUMP and throwing salt spray all over my glasses.
I had no real problems figuring out the course though one marker was entirely missing from the GPS BlueCharts. But I eventually found Coon Key Light and marked it as a waypoint, then pointed the boat due East until I began to pick up land on my port side and I could put the cursor on the land-form and it would identify the Key name and I could follow along on the paper chart.
I decided I’d go on past the Blackwater and go to the Faka Union Canal (which leads to another launch ramp I know.) The entrance to the Faka Union runs alongside Panther Key and I had seen camping symbols on Panther Key (as well as White Horse Key and Hog Key) on the water-proof version of the chart for the area. So the mission for the day was to look for camping areas even though my charts don’t show them. It soon became obvious that the camping areas were about the only areas not covered by thick mangroves. I didn’t see anything that looked like a great camping spot on Panther Key (the beach was sloped too steeply) but saw what I believe is the ‘right’ place on Hog Key... but there was a head-boat parked right there and I’m sure the fishermen wouldn’t appreciate me coming so close.
But at White Horse Key I found three guys camping on a beautiful open spit of beach, two small motorboats nearby. I stopped and chatted with the friendly guys as they built their evening campfire. They were curious about me too and it turns out they are very familiar with the tee-canal campground I was in last night. It’s amazing how quickly we became comfortable chatting and how much we had in common. One of the boats was a Foldboat and here was another big fan of Foldboats (the jury is still out for me). The other boat was a Gheenee, a largish fiberglass square-stern canoe. I’ve seen a lot of them down here. This one had a 25-horse motor that looked way too big for it.
As darkness seemed to be coming on quickly I said my goodbyes and roared off for Marco Island. It took me about two and a half hours out and an hour and fifteen back. I watched the needle on the little three-gallon gas tank and it was way out at Coon Key Light that the needle stopped swinging and just pointed to empty. I had another tank so wasn’t worried about running out of gas but wanted to see how long it would last. Surprisingly I made it the whole way back to the launch ramp. After loading the boat I peeked in the tank—there was barely enough gas to wet the inner bottom of the tank. I had to be within minutes of running out.
I varied the throttle quite a bit—fairly slow (7-8 mph) going out but double that and more coming back. The best estimate I could come up with regarding fuel usage was about a gallon per hour for this boat-motor combination and for this trip I did better—I was out almost four hours on the three-gallon tank.
After loading up the boat I drove to a new mall area not far from the library. I ordered a pizza from an upscale Italian restaurant but could only finish half of it. The taste was super, I just don’t have room for that much food.
After my pizza I sat in the Publix parking lot blogging, then went to the library to connect up to wi-fi, talk to Labashi and send in my update.


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Sunday, 9 March-

My cold is still hanging on after all this time. I wanted to go into Naples today but started out with Marco Island. I stopped at Cobraxas Park, where I had heard there’s a $5 launch ramp. There I met a sea-kayaker who owns a local kayak shop and we talked about the relative merits of his Current Designs Juka and my (also Current Designs) Sirocco. He had been out playing in the waves while wearing a waterproof helmet-cam and was stoked to see the footage.
I picked up a few necessities and was studying the map in the Winn-Dixie parking lot and was thinking I’d go into Naples to the Starbucks and perhaps ride my bike there. But as I pulled out of the lot, there was a new Starbucks across the street. After my fix, I toured the nearby Isle of Capri community because the kayak-guy had said it’s great kayaking territory. I’ll have to drop in and ask more about where to launch from, etc...
The as I approached the turn-off for Naples, I came upon a new Wal-mart. I’ve been planning to buy spare gas cans and a water container so did that this afternoon. I was also surprised to learn that it would be okay to stay overnight in the lot—something I had heard was forbidden in all Naples-area Wal-marts.
By this time it was getting later in the day and I wanted some time in the Picayune Strand State Forest. I gassed up the van, boat, and spares in Naples and drove to the Everglades Blvd entrance to the Forest. I drove down and across the Picayune to the Fakahatchee Strand entrance, then parked the van and boat at a key vantage point and looked for panthers, bobcats, or bears—this was the area where the motorcyclists had seen the panther and where we had seen a bobcat last year.
Just a dark a car slowly came down the Stewart Road and stopped alongside. A young German guy said he knew he could go back across the Fakahatchee to a hard road but also thought there was another way out of the state forest which would bring them closer to their goal—Naples. I told the guy he only had one turn to make but he had to make the right one and began checking the GPS to figure out where he should turn. I then decided it would be better if I just back-tracked the few miles to the key intersection and pointed the way; I was ready to pack it in for the night anyway.
I led them to the right intersection and chatted for a few minutes about Germany. They were very relieved to be headed for civilization, particularly now that darkness had fallen.
At the key intersection they turned north and I turned south to a campground we had stayed at last year. There I met camp-hosts Orville and Betty from northern Ontario. When I showed them Mocha Joe’s front license plate (reading “Northland Ford—The Pas and Flin-Flon”, we became instant old-buddies. Orville is 76 and losing his memory. He must have asked three times which campsite I selected and kept repeating and repeating. But I also learned he owns two airplanes, including a Super-Club clone he built from scratch. He has been flying bush planes for over 40 years. Interesting, interesting guy. Can’t remember my name or where I parked but he knew all the planes I could name.
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Saturday, 8 March-

Today was swamp-walk day. I had learned of this swamp walk from Mike Owen at the Fakahatchee Strand State Preserve. I showed up a 0930 for the 1000 walk, thinking I might have to explain myself since I hadn’t been able to get a slot and I was just there hoping for a cancellation. But that wasn’t a problem. Ranger John Elting explained they try to keep it to 11 people but a few more or less doesn’t make a real difference.
John and Ranger Bill _____ organized the group and talked a bit about the Fakahatchee Strand and it’s importance. Then Bill brought out the Unimog, a military-surplus flat-bed truck with benches bolted to the bed. I happened to be standing next to fellow-participant ‘Rob’ who leaned over and said ‘I’ve done that before and it’s not pretty—you can ride with me if you want’. That turned out to be a terrific option. Rob and I hit it off immediately. He’s a codes-enforcement officer for West Palm Beach (yeah, the ritzy people) but is as down-to-earth as they come.
After a twenty-minute drive into the depths of the Fakahatchee, we parked and began a quarter-mile walk up the road. John and Bill were looking intently for something and it turned out to be a pink ribbon— the start of our trail for today.
We had been told to wear long pants and tie-up shoes. Back at the parking lot we had asked about loading up with insect repellent but John said he hadn’t seen a mosquito in a year and a half. I couldn’t believe that given the very healthy crop of mozzies at my campsite just 40 minutes away but it did turn out to be true—we didn’t see a mosquito all day.
The eleven of us ducked into the swamp and from there it was a single-file walk for the next four hours. The first half-hour was relatively dry—just a soaked foot here and there—but then we entered the slough. In the slough we were walking in a foot to two feet of water for much of the time, constantly scanning the trees. Along the way John and Bill provided commentary about the orchid plants we were seeing… including ‘Rigid’, Nocturnal’, ‘Dirty’, ‘Ribbon’, and ‘Ghost’ orchids as well as several other varieties of air plants (epiphytes).
Our walk was casual and low-key so it was a bit of a surprise to realize we were lost about two hours in. I think what happened is our attention was diverted by seeing a large turtle shell (with some turtle-parts still attached) right near a turn-off. We continued down the slough past the end of the ribbons and it was another 20 minutes before we all realized we hadn’t seen a ribbon lately. I enjoyed participating with the rangers in a cross-slough search to connect up with the ribbon trail but that all proved fruitless and we had to backtrack to the turtle shell and see our mistake.
We had brought along snacks for lunch and broke near a gator-hole for lunch while John talked more about the gators and Bill found some excellent examples of orchids for us.
After our late lunch we connected up with a tram-trail and headed out. One of our group picked out (saw) a baby cottonmouth along the trail and we had an impromptu talk on cottonmouths. And we kept a close eye out for Mother Cottonmouth in that area.
By 1600 we had circled back to the parking area and drove back to the ranger station. But I had a problem. At lunch I had discovered I had dropped my sunglasses somewhere between the turtle shell and the gator-hole. So after saying my goodbyes, I drove Mocha Joe back to the parking area, fired up the GPS, and went looking for my sunglasses.
The new GPS did fine in the heavy understory, never losing a signal. I marked off three waypoints, each at a confusing intersection or turn as I followed the tracks of our group backwards. As it drew on 1700 I came to the end of anything I could discern as a trail and now it was all just pools of water. And that’s where I ended up giving up. If I had had a waypoint for the gator-hole (or turtle-shell) I could have continued on. But without that I was walking-around blind. I could backtrack by using my GPS track but once I lost the footprints, I was done—and thinking of rapidly-approaching darkness.
But I do have to say the swamp there was very calming. The end-of-day quiet was upon the swamp and it was very pleasant.
But enough was enough. I high-tailed it out of there by following my GPS track backwards and only once thought I’d be in trouble if the GPS batteries died.
I was out to the dirt road by 1730 and shortly thereafter saw two motorcycles pass by. I took my time loading up and driving out but came upon the motorcyclists about a mile above the ranger station—they had stopped for a break,
I pulled up alongside and there met Rick and Dan from Johnstown, PA. They had been over in the Naples area and the GPS had told them the Jane’s Scenic Road was a shortcut. It didn’t mention it’s dirt and only wide enough for one car to pass.
But Rick and Dan were having a fine day. Dan said they had seen a cougar in the Picayune Strand State Forest, right on the road. When I asked if he was sure it was a cougar/panther and not a bobcat, he said ‘Want to see a picture?” He pulled out a fancy Nikon pro-style digital camera and showed me a spectacular picture of a Florida panther sitting on its haunches in the middle of Stewart Road. They had seen the panther at a distance and stopped to take photos. As they slowly approached after awhile, the panther ambled off the road and into the bush. INCREDIBLE!!!
After saying goodbye to the bikers I drove back to the Tamiami Trail and to the campsite for an extra-hot shower, then went on to the East Naples Library to Skype with Labashi for an hour or so beore heading back to the campsite.


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Friday, 7 March-

Today seemed like ANOTHER boating day. I decided I’d like to go out a dead-low tide and today was to be a windy one--- 10-15 knots in the morning, 15 to 20 in the afternoon. I knew I could hide in the mangroves of the Blackwater River all day and not have to worry about the wind but I also wanted to venture out into the Ten Thousand Islands to see how the boat did. Our fishing boat is a low-freeboard bass-style jon-boat and I could see it getting pooped (filled with a wave from the back) if the right combination of waves and wind was out there. On the other hand, any exposure to waves would be relatively short—I could hide in the lee of an island and pick more rugged conditions to try (or not!)--- perfect for seeing what this boat will do.
My trip down the river was routine though I did manage to hit an unseen sand bar and unexpectedly shut down the engine. But it started right up, no harm done.
My theory of hiding in the lee of islands had a bit of a setback with the marked channel took me across a very exposed little bay with a strong wind from the port side. The boat handled it fine but it became clear I had better pay attention.
Once down out of the river, I realized the waves weren’t bad at all. The wind was blowing directly up the incoming tide, knocking down waves if anything. I bet it would be a different story with this wind coming in against the tide… I’d have steep-sided standing waves and the predicted 20-knot winds would give the boat a beating.
But I had it good today. I slowed down as I motored directly into the wind and did have some wind-blown spray of I allowed the bow to point off a bit. But after an hour or so of fun, I found a nice, big lee-protected bight and shut down the engine to have lunch. I had noticed a difference in water color in this area and now that I was close could see that most of the bight was clear, green water while the wind-driven water was downright muddy-looking. I happened to look right just before turning into this bight and saw a wonderful sight--- a ray, most likely a sting ray—came out of the water and skimmed along for a few feet, seeming to catch the wind just right for a little recreational sailing.
While lunching I noticed a fin following the demarcation line between the clear and roiled water--- a dolphin apparently fishing the line, i.e., watching for fish blundering out of the murk into sudden clear water. After following the demarcation line across the bight, the dolphin circled back close to the boat... very cool.
After lunch I checked the gas tank and thought I’d better not take a chance in running it too close—I’d better head back. The trip up the river was uneventful save seeing swallow-tail kites again at marker 23.
I started today’s trip earlier and end earlier so after taking the boat back to my campsite, I headed for Everglades City for the afternoon. I wanted to see the Rod and Gun Club, which is a land mark and is mentioned several times in Randy Wayne White’s Doc-Ford-series books. I enjoyed seeing the old-time-rich-guy areas--- the inn reception area, the bar, and the famous veranda overlooking the Barron River. But I was also a little put out by being completely ignored. There were only a few people eating on the veranda but otherwise the place was empty and what few employees came through seemed very intent on their chores and having no time for me.
I had hoped to get a drink but the bar wasn’t open and nothing seemed to be happening on the veranda, so I left.
I stopped at the Cuban café in Chokoloskee but only long enough to learn they had closed 15 minutes ago. (Who closes at 1500 on a Friday?)
I moved on to a coffee house we had visited last year—the Big House Coffee House. But now it had been sold and had been re-christened “JT’s Gallery”. I had a good key-lime tart and a decent iced-mocha while chatting with the new owners—Pittsburgh transplants Lundy and (I didn’t get his name!).
After touring the waterside areas looking for interesting things, I returned to the Rod and Gun Club after 1700, looking for a mojito and dinner. But my waiter surprised me-- he had never heard of a mojito. So I went for SoCo and Coke—sorry no SoCo (but at least he had heard of it). How about Crown and Coke? Nope. Jack and Coke—finally.
I ordered one of the specials on the board as I entered only to learn the board had not been changed since lunch and that was no longer available. I finally said I’d just have a bowl of clam chowder. And that was poor. It tasted like all the ingredients for a decent chowder had just been put together and nuked on the spot.
So I was about to write off the Rod and Gun Club entirely when an interesting thing happened. My waiter, Scott (who reminded me of Gomer Pyle) apologized and said he had only been working there a few days. And if he had his choice, he’d go back to his real profession—gator wrestling. I was speechless at first but when Scott came back with another drink (one I hadn’t ordered) I asked what is the most important thing you need to know as a gator-wrestler. He thought a second and said “Well, you know they work for tips--- fingertips, that is. Always know what you’re doing with your fingertips”. For some reason, that broke the ice. A bit later Scott told me his specialty is kissing a gator on the mouth. I asked how he does it. He said “Well what you DON’T do is approach a gator on your hands and knees—they will rip you apart.” He went on to describe the specialty he developed as wriggling up to the gator from behind until you get even with it’s snout, then planting a kiss on the side of the snout. He said Indian gator wrestlers had seen him do it and couldn’t believe it. And once in the middle of his ‘act’, the gator flopped his head up on Scott’s cheek—and went to sleep. Scott says he can now get a gator to do that at his will and that’s part of his act. He says he has offered to teach the Indian gator wrestlers how to do that but they want no parts of it.
With an act like that, why the heck is he waiting tables, you ask? Scott said his former employer had closed down and is in the process of re-organizing. He believes he’ll be back wrestling gators by next year and is just filling in with the waiter job.
So, OK, I’m a sucker for a story. The good news is my drink and chowder ‘only’ cost me $14 but I left him a $4 tip.
I drove back across to Chokoloskee to look around some more, particularly at the boats coming in to the launch ramp. Afterwards I tried the ‘World Famous Oyster House’, thinking all I want is a shrimp cocktail. But they had fresh hush-puppies so I had a side of those too.
Afterwards I drove back to Collier-Seminole and slept very soundly, dreaming of gators.

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Thursday, 6 March-

Today seemed like a boating day. At the Collier-Seminole ramp I found the tide had just hit dead-low and since I wasn’t familiar with the sandbars of the Blackwater River, I thought I’d work on the boat in the marina parking lot until the tide came up a bit. I finally got around to installing a traditional compass and also a good marine-quality holder for the GPS.
While I was working a couple parked nearby, donned head-nets and started toward the salt-marsh trail. The guy said something like: “We’re going for treasure” and he just had the look of a geocaching geek. When they came out I introduced myself as a fellow geocacher and had a nice, long conversation with ‘Pirate’ and ‘Wench’, two former Pittsburghers who now live in Naples and spend much of their free time geocaching.
I launched the boat and started my exploration of the canal and the Blackwater River. My GPS BlueCharts showed the wildly-snaking river banks but did not show depth readings until far down the river. And within a quarter-mile the mangroves closed in to the point where I would have had a tough time passing another boat. And since the tide was out the mangrove roots were much more exposed and seemed all the more ominous. This is the stuff bad dreams are made of. In the darkest places all I would have needed was to have a snake to drop into the boat and I’d have gone screaming back to Mommy.
Actually it was very cool. The mangroves had an odd octopus-look to them but the bank is actually very clean and uncluttered underneath and the trees are reaching toward each other from the opposite banks, forming mangrove tunnels in the narrower side-passages.
I motored out for about an hour before reaching the main part of the river and the first marker on my BlueChart. The bay soon opened up and I ran from marker to marker, the GPS helping me spot the next marker by showing me graphically about where it should be. At marker 2, that was the end of the river--- I was in the Ten Thousand Islands.
For the next two hours I wandered about at a fairly low speed, matching up the visual display on the GPS with the paper chart and, most importantly, with the real thing. I began to discern differences between the islands—some appeared to be 100 per cent mangrove, others mostly mangrove but with stone or sand beaches and driftwood. As I ventured away from Marker 2 I set waypoints for my return, yet kept trying to pick out visual references in case the GPS died.
I soon saw Turtle Key off in the distance and a camping area nearby, occupied by a few tents. I wanted to go look but thought the campers might resent others approaching their little slice of Eden so I stayed well offshore until past their sight line. It didn’t matter much, for I soon turned retraced my waypoints to the river entrance and headed back.
I made it back to the launch ramp by 1630 or so and took my good old time packing up the gear. I asked one of the rangers if it would be possible to hook up a hose to a spigot somewhere and flush the saltwater residue from the engine. He told me of a secret spigot hidden near a particular light pole. That was perfect. I only carry a ten-foot hose but the placement of the spigot allowed me to back the boat in close and it worked out great. That’s one thing I learned in my visit to the Honda dealer a few weeks ago—the el-cheapo ($4.17 at Wal-mart!) ear-muffs-style flush attachment works fine for this engine.
That evening I decided to go to the campground’s screen-house to work on the blog. I unknowingly arrived just a few minutes before the start of the weekly ice-cream social but it didn’t take me long to get into it. A buck-a-dip, have as much as you want—so long as what you want is strawberry, vanilla, or Neopolitan. Toward the end of the social hour, in came my neighbors in the campsite across the street. I had seen their license plate said Hanover, PA and had introduced myself briefly but now we had a chance to talk. Charlie and Joanne are from Gettysburg and we did the normal chit-chat about the weather, how long we’re down for, etc. But then the conversation took an interesting turn. Charlie (a retiree from NOAA) and Joanne have made the mainland Mexico trip—three trips, in fact. And they did it in a group. The trip is planned out closely by a commercial travel company and they supply a ‘wagon-master’ (trip leader) and a ‘tailgunner’ (someone to follow up at the back of the pack). They spoke enthusiastically of all three trips. The weren’t particularly fond of the 7 a.m, wake-up call but they liked the early stops which allowed them to explore on their own a bit (usually walking or biking) in the latter part of the day.
With our late start and long talk about the Mexico trips we closed the place and I put off my blogging till another day.

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Wednesday, 5 March-

I woke refreshed at the OK Slough. We had some rain overnight, actually a bit of a gully-washer but only for 20 minutes or so. I set out promptly but then curiosity got the better of me just a few miles down the road. Abutting the massive OK Slough property is another Wildlife Management Area, this one called “Spirit of the Wild”. As I drove by I noticed it looked quite different from the Slough.
I drove in to the check-station and there met Leonard, a local old-timer who has lived all his life here but did get to see some of the world in his former career as a truck-driver. Leonard told me “they don’t pay me hardly nothin’---- but then again I don’t DO nothin’ a’tall —so it’s actually a pretty good deal”. A Cracker optimist, he is.
Spirit of the Wild is another old cattle ranch and until this year the land was leased (to ‘Albritten’, I think he said) but their lease ran out and there are no cattle this year. I liked my drive around the ranch. The stone roads pretty much follow canals, though Leonard said the state has filled in many of the old farmer-dug canals. Water levels are low and Leonard believes there will be a cycle of high water levels. He believes the state is foolish to fill the small farmer-dug canals. As a young man he had seen nearly the whole ranch area covered in water and when the cycle goes the other way, Leonard believes the state is going to wish it had those canals back.
My mid-day drive didn’t yield much as far as wildlife—two deer, a little turtle caught half-way across the road as I came along, and interesting birds, particularly a yellowish one (a meadowlark?) which seemed to challenge the van. It made several swoops at the van before it lit nearby, apparently in anger. I have no idea what that was about.
By lunchtime I was on my way again. Leonard had suggested I see Trafford Lake if I wanted to take a boat ride; it had been recently dredged of its overwhelming load of vegetation. I did go to the lake and look around but it was dark-water and the day was very hot and I didn’t see a point to it. But maybe there’s a world-record largemouth in there (actually I’m a little too far south for that, I think).
I continued south through Immokalee and decided I wasn’t going to pay $3.34 for a gallon of gas—I’d wait for Everglades City where I thought there might be some competition.
Not far south from Immokalee is the Florida Panther Preserve. As I drove down 29 I marveled at the multi-million dollar panther (and other wildlife) crossings. As I drove along a sign said ‘Panther Crossing, Next Seven Miles’, then ‘There are only about 30 panthers remaining” and “Please drive CAREFULLY”. Then I crossed four or five of these massive bridges/underpasses (cars go over, panthers and bears go under). Each crossing has a half-mile or so of fence along the road to direct the wildlife toward the opening (I remember talking to someone about these last year and he said someone had set up a motion-sensitive camera at one and had indeed caught photos of panthers, bears,
I soon saw the Fakahatchee Strand Preserve coming up and remembered the visitor center had been closed before so I’d check. Sure enough the sign out front said Closed. But when I tried the door it opened and my fate was set for the next two hours.
There I met Mike Owen, state biologist for the 87,000-acre Fakahatchee Strand. I first thought Mike needs to take a chill-pill. He is so animated it’s a little disconcerting at first. But I soon caught on to the fact that here’s a national treasure—a guy who lives and breathes the biology of sloughs—and specifically strand sloughs. The Fakahatchee Strand is like a large, very-gently-sloped riverbed. The sloughs are pools of water, each very slowly draining toward the Everglades. This marshy area is the northern-most extension of--- get this--- THE AMAZON so far as the types of orchids to be found here. Mike calls it (jokingly) ‘the Florida Amazon’. If I understand correctly, the idea is that hurricanes bring seeds of orchids and (other plants of course) north into Florida, perhaps even much further north. But they survive only in the Slough.
Mike showed me replicas of ghost orchids, very pretty delicate little white flowers. They are pollinated only by a giant moth (with a six-inch wingspan) (Sorry, I forgot the name of the moth!)
Mike is a talker and the more he talked the more fascinated I became. I asked how they decide where they are going to work in such a large area. He pulled out a map which shows the ‘trams’, old logging railroad beds (and then, of course, he had to pull out the historic photos of the narrow-guage rails laid on round, untreated ties, the men working away, and the engine used to do the heavy work). He also explained that three months ahead of the cypress-fellers, a crew of ‘groovers’ cut a circle around the tree and through the cambium layer. The tree would ‘drain’ for three months before the cutting crew came in, making the job of hauling the old-growth cypress that much easier. And why the cypress? It was a World-War-Two thing. Early in the war the mine-sweepers had to have cypress hulls because the mine-detecting technology had not yet progressed to the point where it could be mounted in a metal hull. Later, degaussing techniques changed this but by that time the old-growth cypress was largely cut and gone. Mike’s face lit up as he described what the Fakahatchee Strand would have looked like if there had not been a World War Two and the need for old-growth cypress.
Oh, yeah. I was explaining how they decide how where to work. Mike showed me how the old tram lines had been grids themselves so the whole Strand is overlaid with a gridwork. He and a work team of a few people, six or seven at most, will decide to go look at a particular area and then use the grid system both to locate the start and stop points and also to log the results. They enter the area via the ditches along the tram lines. The tram lines themselves are of course mini-hammocks and are overgrown with all kinds of nasty stuff. But the tram lines were created by digging a ditch on both sides of the tram line and piling up the dirt in the middle. So the rangers travel in the water-filled ditch—so long as they can. In practice, some travel on one side of the tram line, some the other. When one side becomes clogged, they switch and, of course, sometimes have to find a way around. Eventually they come to a slough and enter to explore it, the team spreading out across the slough to document. Along they way they are identifying, measuring, and logging everything from the plant and wildlife found to the depth of the slough, the apparent maximum depth of this slough (there’s a high-water mark on cypress knees, for example)...and some complicated stuff.
Now think of this--- Mike started poring over the map (old topo maps, by the way, show the tram lines!) and pulled over his calculator. He started with the typical grid the team would work and determined they cover about four acres a day. And he just loved the idea that he can go to a new grid every work day and not cover the entire park in his career. Mike is a 14-year employee of the State Park system and plans to put in the rest of his 30 right here at the Fakahatchee Strand. Then he’s thinking of doing something like research on freshwater dolphins in the Amazon upon retirement.
I asked Mike some practical questions like ‘what do you do to avoid problems with snakes?’. Mike says cottonmouths are actually pretty rare. With six or seven guys working that four acres, one might see a cottonmouth. And part of the reason is water temperature. The water in the slough is pretty cold, particularly in the winter season, and cottonmouths don’t like cold. In his 14 years Mike says he has only seen one cottonmouth strike—and it was 15 feet away. He was working his way through a slough and his ‘wake’ from walking apparently startled a sleeping cottonmouth on a floating log about 15 feet away. The cottonmouth’s immediate reaction was to strike at the empty air (Mike was impressed he knew which direction to strike from the wave). Otherwise, the few he as seen are always going the other way or quite docile. His advice was simple—keep your stick out in front of you and pay attention to where you’re going. The ‘stick’ by the way is a length of white PVC used mostly for balance and pushing aside foliage.
I asked if they wear snake-chaps and Mike says they simply aren’t needed. Everyone wears long pants and lace-up boots (like GI boots).
Mike told me of a swamp-walk this weekend. I tried it later on and learned that one is full (and costs $40) but ‘Pam’ said I might drop by Saturday morning—there are often last-minute cancellations.
After the whirlwind couple of hours with Mike, I drove on to Everglades City and the Everglades Visitor’s Center there. I spoke with ranger Gail who I had talked to from home a few months ago. She was very helpful in laying out some options.
I then drove on to Chokoloskee and found the local launch-ramp guy charges $20 to allow you to use his ramp. When I asked about a multi-day trip, it comes out to $20 for the launch and retrieval plus $10 a day parking fee. That seems high. I’ll have to look around. I know I can launch the kayak at the visitors’ center but I don’t know what other options I have for the fishing boat.
I spent the evening downloading the ‘BlueCharts’ (the marine charts) of the area to the GPS. That took about two hours and when finished I couldn’t see any of the detailo—none of the marks or depth readings! I eventually learned that the map for South Florida land navigation was over-laying the marine chart. You have to turn off the land-map to see the marine chart. That seems cheesy. When I turned it off, I see my campsite in the Collier-Seminole State Park is just shown as open marshland—which is not all that far from the truth come to think of it!

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Tuesday, 4 March-

I had Farle’s Prairie campground to myself last night and slept very deeply—likely because of the NyQuil. My cold is still giving me fits. Actually, I don’t feel that badly overall, I just can’t quit coughing.
We had a cloudy morning at Farle’s and I didn’t feel like hiking, paddling, or boating today, so I decided it’s time to head south. I thought I’d just drive and see how it goes. I knew I didn’t want either coast and I wanted to point more or less at one side or the other of the Everglades. That meant I could drive well down the center of the state and only make a decision later in the day.
The drive turned out to be a pleasant one and I began to see signs of the ‘real Florida’ I love. Above Lake Wales I began to see the massive orange groves and finally to smell the wonderful perfume of orange blossoms—even with my cold. The trees are heavy with fruit and the roads have massive truckloads of oranges and grapefruits. These are 40 or 45-foot open trailers with extra-high metal-mesh sides. The fruit is just loose in them. I’d imagine you wouldn’t want to fall into one; you’d just sink to the bottom and not be able to climb out—and it would take quite awhile to eat your way out, if you were so inclined!
I made a couple of shopping stops for small items but more or less just kept rolling. Finally, I saw the OK Slough Wildlife Management area wasn’t far and I have fond memories of it from last year. I made it to the ranger station before they closed and learned we’re in Spring Turkey season this week. But the turkey hunters have to be out of the woods by 1300 (if I remember correctly) so I’d have the Slough pretty much to myself for the evening and I’d be moving on in the morning anyway.
The first thing I saw in turning into the WMA was a turkey—a big old blue-head. It was perfectly positioned as a greeter. As I sat there at the entrance kiosk it trotted out from my left onto the road and then went down the road as if inviting me to follow. I did but it was soon too far away for me to pick up on the camera.
There were two RVs in the campground this time, probably hunters but I didn’t take time to ask. I picked out a spot well away from their generators and dropped the boat, then went exploring. I first drove to the end of the Wild Cow Grade to look for panther tracks. We had seen our first panther tracks here last time but I believe the smaller ones I saw this evening were bobcat tracks. The primitive campground back here is closed during hunting season but it reminded me that Labashi and I had camped there (in Mocha Joe) hoping to hear a panther scream in the night. If it had, we wouldn’t have slept again, but it would have been worth it.
After Wild Cow Grade, I drove the Mustang Grade and started around the smaller and sandier Mustang Loop. But I soon saw large, deep-looking pools of water across the road and thought better of it. I could certainly spend a night back here without a problem but it would be a major pain getting a tow truck in here to pull me out tomorrow.
I jockeyed back and forth on the narrow road to turn and started out only to meet an oncoming Tonka-toy pickup. But the two locals were friendly and told me I had made a good decision to turn around—it gets worse the farther you go. We had made it around this loop last year but it had been a much drier year—we hadn’t seen any standing across the road.
I then finished up the Mustang grade and came back out to the campground but it was just a perfect time to see something—about 20 minutes before dark. I drove back out to the hard road and circled back across the Patterson-Wild Cow Connector and about half-way across I needed my headlights.
For the evening I had seen three turkeys (the one by the entrance and two far down on Wild Cow Grade), two deer, five hawks (and these had a habit of being kicked up close to the van and only flying into a nearby tree), a silly rabbit which must have been mesmerized by my headlights. It just kept dodging madly back and forth out in front of me and when I’d stop, it stopped--- in the middle of the road! After a few minutes of the game, it found an exit ramp into the bush.
Oh, yeah, I also saw a MASSIVE wild hog. It was jet-black and had that very-aggressive razor-back look. But it was also very dead. That one was along the hard road near the western boundary of the park. The ranger told me it had been hit the day before yesterday and remarked “yeah, we get about three of them a week”. Can you imagine groggily zooming along the deserted, arrow-straight, boringly-smooth, extra-wide road in that area and suddenly hear (and feel) a WHAM and see that big fella rolling up your hood?
Somehow I made it back to the campground and spent an evening finishing off ‘Fifty Years A Hunter and Trapper’ (E.L. Woodcock’s adventures hunting and trapping central PA from 1867 to 1912) and read a little about largemouth bass. The next world’s record is predicted to come from central or north Florida, by the way… at least according to the InFisherman guys.

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